He's a mage that doesn't look like much
A wizard in shabby robes
He totters along with his knobby knees
His ear hair grows to his lobes

His eyebrows are fierce as bug bears
His beard dwarves would disown
He has a staff that wanders off
And a hat with a mind of its own

Now my friends (when they see Fizban)
Always sigh and whisper and moan
You'd think Fizban was a kender
By the volume of Caramon's groan!

But I really do like Fizban
He's Interesting -- Entertaining, too
His spells are never boring
Because I never know what they'll do

::poof!::

Gee, Fizban, that was great!
But can I have my topknot back?
What do you mean you've gone and whooshed it
Into a gully dwarf's gunny sack????

::at this point, a heated flurry of taunts,
fists and chicken feathers erupts::

(Hiddukel is taking all bets.....)